Donald Trump’s ‘major announcement’ last week is his attempt to sell ridiculous ‘digital trading cards’ featuring his head photoshopped into the cartoon body he wanted For many Republicans, this latest rift in their lives so far could be a bridge for Trump, to say the least. is incomprehensible.
Consider some of the things Donald Trump has done and said. That wasn’t enough for his fellow Republicans to turn against him.
Claimed to be a great businessman, robbing his father of over $400 million (in today’s dollars) and losing over $1 billion in 10 years from 1985 to 1994 — more than anyone else in America How many times have you declared bankruptcy?
Can you lose huge sums of money while running a casino, a business where the house always wins?
Now look at all the buildings with his name on them and his private jet.
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Using a pseudonym and pretending to be his own publicist, calling reporters and spreading the word about him having sex with many top celebrities?
Everyone likes to blow their horn!
In response to the collapse of the Twin Towers on 9/11, claiming that the Wall Street building he owned “was the second tallest building in downtown Manhattan and is now the tallest”?
Do you have celebrity fame for telling people, “You got fired”?
“You can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and you won’t lose a voter,” he said.
He’s so smart and so funny!
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Allegedly raped his first wife in a fit of rage and casually asked the next morning, “Does it hurt?”
Did you describe your then mistress, Marla Maples, as “nice boobs, no brains”?
“It doesn’t matter what they write” [about you] If only I had a young and beautiful buttocks”?
Do you almost constantly brag about every other woman you’ve had sex with during your marriage?
Claiming to have “slept” with three women at the same time, answering the question about whether you have ever had a “threesome”?
Are you professing, “I’d rather have a hot dumb woman than a sloppy woman who’s a doctor”?
Reporter Megyn Kelly explains that “blood came out everywhere” after asking a tough question at a debate?
call a woman “Bimbo”, “Fat Pig”, “Dog”, “Soaking”, “Disgusting Animal”?
“I tried to fuck her. She was married and I moved on her very hard… I moved on her like a bitch!”?
Did he say he likes to ‘grab the pussy’ in the most famous hot mike moment in history?
That’s exactly what men do!
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Do you brag about your penis size on TV around the world?
At a dinner party during the 2016 election campaign, he proclaimed, “I don’t need Viagra. I need the pill to stop my erections.”
That’s exactly what men do!
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When asked if he had a lower age limit for women to have sex with, he initially said “no” and then said, “No, there is no age limit. I mean, there is an age limit. No.” ‘ and 35 is a woman’s ‘checkout time’, indicating that his preferred age range is between 13 and 35?
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Obviously lusting for his daughter, he said, “If Ivanka wasn’t my daughter, I’d probably be dating her…. don’t you think my daughter is cool? She’s hot, isn’t she?” …She’s really something.If I wasn’t happily married, father ,” and answered a question about what he has most in common with his daughter.
Democrats are groomers and pedophiles!
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Call Mexican drug dealers and rapists?
Admit his “university” was a scam?
Do you refuse to publish your income tax return?
Ask Russia to help you outsmart your political opponents?
mocking the disabled?
Will you deliberately separate immigrant children from their families and put them in cages?
teeth. What’s wrong?
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Forging “bone spurs” to avoid conscription, and later “great and very brave” in “personal Vietnam” to avoid sexually transmitted diseases from all the girls he had sex with while other men were abroad. I felt like a soldier,” he said. A potential landmine”?
Are you saying of John McCain, “He’s not a war hero. I like people who weren’t captured”?
Calling American soldiers killed in war “losers” and “suckers” and refusing to visit military cemeteries when it’s raining because it can mess up your hair?
He is a true patriot and a true American!
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Hover over Hillary Clinton like a stalker during debate?
But her email!
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Would you argue that his apparently small inauguration crowd was the largest ever?
Introduce the concept of “alternative facts” (also known as lies)?
Invite the Russian Foreign Minister and Ambassador to the Oval Office, screw it up, and leak some classified information?
Tell people that climate change is a Chinese hoax and exclude the US from the Paris Agreement?
Is he doing everything he can to undermine NATO and help Vladimir Putin?
Abandon the Iran nuclear deal?
Calling Haiti and African countries “fucking countries”?
Are you trying to blackmail Ukraine to win 2020?
Benghazi!
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Are you saying that the Nazis who marched with torches in Charlottesville in 2017 and chanted “Jews will never replace us” were “very good people”?
Does he say he wants to be president for life, like Xi Jinping, and want everyone to stand when he walks into a room?
‘Falling in love’ with the world’s most evil and brutal dictator, Kim Jong-un?
Are you going to hold a 4th of July military parade in Washington like Putin, Xi Jinping, and Kim Jong Un do in Moscow, Beijing, and Pyongyang?
Calling Putin a ‘genius’ for invading Ukraine?
Tell a group of right-wing terrorist thugs to “stop and wait”?
Are we very close to openly embracing QAnon’s madness?
Are you openly colluding with Nazis, white supremacists, and anti-Semites?
He is unpredictable! He goes his own way!
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Do you think Frederick Douglass, who died in 1895, is “increasingly recognized”?
Are you implying that the Continental Army “hijacked the airport” from Britain during the Revolutionary War?
Bunk of history, no past!
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As a “president”, lie more than 20 times a day, more than 30,000 times?
Will you use your position as president to enrich yourself and your family?
Appoint right-wing extremists to the Supreme Court and end women’s right to control their bodies?
Are you deliberately hiding the seriousness of the COVID pandemic leading to at least 200,000 needless deaths?
Science is a hoax! Vaccines are bad! Doctors, nurses and “public health” officials are communists. Abolish the 19th Amendment! Freedom!
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Are you deliberately promoting the big lie that the 2020 election was stolen from him, further dividing the country and jeopardizing the survival of our republic?
Plot a coup and become a dictator?
Steal top secret documents?
Call for an end to the constitution and his “reinstatement” as president?
who cares! But what about this grotesque digital trading card scam? That’s too much – you have to draw the line somewhere!
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